Alright yall I’m going insane… I know I remember seeing a video on here and I cannot find it again my search history is now ruined lmao but I know it exists…

Its like a not nlmy arms deal but for a whole body. One of the two character is a military man in vintage uniform trying to seduce a lady, but the man is played by a lady, and every time he takes his shirt off, his body is replaced by the very buff torso of another guy.

It requires increasing silly stage tricks to allow the head to appear above the right body or to allow the buff body to move without revealing the head. At one point the guy looks in a mirror, which drops to show it’s partly a window with the other man standing behind it so his torso looks like the reflection. I believe the buff guy runs out of the closet (the woman’s head pops over the door to talk) with clothes covering his face.

He is trying to seduce like, a secretary? Like I know you wan to kiss me, you can resist me etc

At the end, she tries to leave by walking out a door and it’s packed with all these exhausted looking stage hands she has to climb over.

I have no idea how to find it again or who made it…

hopjam:

funniest gag is when something with an otherwise decent artstyle suddenly starts looking like complete shit for comedic value. second funniest gag is when something that already looks like complete shit for comedic value suddenly looks SUPER good for even MORE comedic value

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thisismisogynoir:

guulabjamuns:

bogbodybutter:

cullenvhenan:

if you’re a white creator and your brown/black characters are always sassy, reckless, aggressive or cold and your white characters are always soft, demure, shy and introverted you should think about maybe why you did that

sorry to hijack your post, but imo this also applies to colourism dynamics, even if you have a full cast of colour. like i can only confidently speak from the south asian context, but RAMPANT colourism in the community has given rise to and perpetuated these same stereotypes of people with darker skin being more aggressive and sexually promiscuous than the “reserved, civilised” light skins. 

This applies to your wlw and mlm ships as well. If the lighter or white one is always sweeter, nicer, softer, more innocent, or more feminine and the darker or poc one is always meaner, louder, more aggressive, more sexual, or more masculine then you’ve got a problem sweetie and that’s racism. 

If you reblogged this from me then please reblog this addition too! 

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northern-punk-lad:

megabuild:

everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own

I have never seen an edit of this in my life

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bananonbinary:

here’s your fucking feedback @staff

list of problems the removal of icons causes:

• i cant see my friends
• ruins the sense of community
• can’t tell at a glance who’s online right now and what they’re interested in
• literally cannot tell without scrolling back up who put a post on my dash if it has a single addition attached to it. or like. 2 paragraphs in the op.
• i cant click my own icon at the top of the dash to quickly view my own blog
• can’t tell who someone used to be if they change their username
• squashes the margins between the menu and posts, making the whole dash feel more cramped
• ruins the quick visual cue of how long each post is and where it ends when you’re trying to scroll past ones youve seen before
• people put a lot of creativity and individuality into icons, and now i never see them
• makes people who primarily reblog instead of make their own posts all but completely disappear

list of problems solved by removing icons:

• ?????
• who the fuck was asking for this
• ive never in my life seen a website or app that has profile pics forcibly HIDE them, so i guess you did it you made the dash unique again in the worst way

here’s some more feedback: maybe when you run an a/b test you should, idk, actually have a feedback form people can fill out about it somewhere

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ursamajori:

boxur:

daily-crabbys:

Today’s crab is: patiently waiting and polite

lesbian flag color-picked from this crab…

[id: two images. first is a orange pink and white crab with its pinchers in front standing in a way that makes it look polite. second is the five striped lesbian flag with its orange white and pink shades picked from the crab. end id]

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reverenddaughterharrow:

Every time the concept of necromantic theorems comes up in the locked tomb books I just picture this meme. Just seeing the theorem and immediately being able to perform the magic.

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sagwgastrikeupdates:

Update from the WGA on negotiations

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stuckinapril:

girls live in a world where they are forced to work and there is no time to read every second of the day and a beverage does not cost one dollar. and they wonder why we’re insane

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rthko:

I don’t mean any of this in a weird way but if we’re interested in breaking down binaries, we can’t cling onto the binary of cis versus trans. If gender expectations are as constrictive as we say they are, then this imagined class of people who are okay with gender expectations 100% of the time with no complications is just that. Imagined. It’s similar to “neurotypical” as an imagined class of people who are completely comfortable with the social and mental expectations of their jobs and would never understand what it’s like to get overwhelmed or feel out of place. The unintended implication is an obsession with labelling and pathologizing that says that it’s not gender or workplace norms that need to be interrogated, it’s you.

The truth is that you can be outside the binary without formally committing to calling yourself nonbinary. I am a cis gay man who feels most comfortable and affirmed when I’m free to wear earrings and garments I bought in the “women’s” section. I tell people my pronouns are he/him because it’s the simplest explanation, but they/them and even she/her are comfortable, even validating, in the right circumstances. There are a lot of cis gay men just like me. Am I actually nonbinary and just in denial? No. Being a gay man is deeply meaningful to me. Am I encouraging nonbinary to start calling themselves cis and questioning whether they’re actually nonbinary? No, and I feel more comfortable in my own manhood knowing I have the option to leave. I just want us all to define ourselves on our own terms. I want celebrate common ground and shared queerness with trans people and not have to overstate our differences. We treat it as a political and moral obligation to fine tune our labels for the sake of establishing who’s allowed to say what, who’s allowed to relate to who, and I have to ask: Are we committed to breaking down boundaries or not?

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apas-95:

Planetes is so fucking good - up until episode 11, it’s just light-hearted workplace fluff, and awe about the grandeur of space. Then in punches you in the emotional gut and shifts the tone entirely, to harsh political commentary about the way that exploitation of the global south is the basis that new technologies are slotted into - that regardless of the technologies themselves, the relationship stays the same - and on the validity of armed terrorism as a response.

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amethyst-enjoyer:

esthermika:

I rest my case

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betanaegi:

make this the new down with cis

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melonsap:

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How does it feel to be the funniest/most horrifying person on this post

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barbarian15:

“The festivities of Saint Jeanne d’Arc in Orleans, this year.

The girl chosen to represent Jean d’Arc was Clotilde d’Arc, a direct descendant of Saint Jeanne d’Arc’s brother, 600 years ago.”

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purple-ladys-stuff:

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